Funny or Die has compiled a side-splitting list of badly translated subtitles from movies such as ‘Lord of the Rings’, ‘The Avengers’, ‘Star Wars’ and more.
With translated sentences like “You are already at full cock now” and “I was just made by the Presbyterian Church”—you can’t help but laugh out loud whenever movie pirates butcher the English language in such movies.
“When bootleg DVDs pop up in foreign markets, usually Asian, they inexplicably contain English subtitles”, the contributor writes. “Needless to say, they make no sense whatsoever, so while they may be stealing our movies, they’re giving us plenty in return.”
A word of caution though, expect some explicit words below…
[via Funny or Die, images via TTT-Subtitles, Voldemort Out Bitches, URLesque, Winterson and Bileto]