This new Instagram account humorously combines fast food and fine dining. Its name,
Chef Jacques Lamerde, is a pseudonym for a chef familiar with New Nordic plating techniques.
The Instagram account has a hilarious tagline: “small portions, tweezered everything” and features junk food with cool flavor combinations. For instance, the above is a “raspberry poptart partfait with vanilla snackpack + grape crush scented gel and enhanced with mike n ikes, cry babies and fruity mentos”.
Scroll down to read the hilarious image descriptions and admire the artful plating. Follow him
here.
tartar of hand cut hot rod, @eatnomiku egg yolk, "intense pickle" Doritos soil #chefsofig #wildchefs #tartar #doritos #foodporn #instafood
A photo posted by @chefjacqueslamerde on Feb 5, 2015 at 12:21pm PST
RU PLANNING ON LISTENING TO PHIL COLLINS AND CRYING ALL NIGHT? Y NOT SIT AT THE BAR AND EAT THIS INSTEAD??? HOSTESS CUPCAKE W/ RAINBOW DUNK-A-ROOS, YOGURT RAISINS, SOME NIBZ AND STRBUCKS MOCHA FRAP CAVIAR. TINY MINT AND A PIECE OF FANCY MOSS! #allthesingladies #foodporn #valentinesmenu #soigné #cheflife #chefsofig #truechefs #gastroart #wildchefs #dunkaroos #cupcakes #yogurtraisins #pastrychefsofig #phil4ever #thatmosstho
A photo posted by @chefjacqueslamerde on Feb 14, 2015 at 1:42pm PST
VALENTINES W/ US MEANS EVERYONE GETS TO PLAY HIDE THE KIELBASA!!! LUNCHABLES KIELBASA W/ PICKLE SPHERES, PORK RINDS, TOSTITOS SALSA CON QUESO FLUID GEL AND SOME OF THAT PWDRD CHEESE FROM MAC AND CHEESE. #foodporn #gastroart #chefsofig #truechefs #theartofplating #wildchefs #lunchables #cheflife #porkrinds #modifiedmilkingredients #seabeans #romance
A photo posted by @chefjacqueslamerde on Feb 14, 2015 at 9:48am PST
🙌🙌🙌 IF U LUV GUMMI DINOS BROS. PURPLE GOGURT CREMA W/ CHOPPED UP CREAMSICLE AND POWERADE GEL #getsome #foodporn #chefsofig #pastychefsofig #gastroart #truecooks #hipsterfoodies #dessert #chefstalk #theartofplating #gogurt #cheflife #myhardcorecheflife #dinosaurs #thatsafreakintrexbros
A photo posted by @chefjacqueslamerde on Feb 21, 2015 at 1:20pm PST
FRIDAY NIGHT DISHWASHER NO SHOW AND WE R ALREADY OUT OF DESSERT PLATES!!!! THNK ALL THAT IS HOLY WE HAD STYROFOAM BACKUPS!!!!! FRENCH VANILLA COFFEEMATE PANNA COTTA, CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH SAND, WETHERS ORIGINALS AND SOME HAND TORN TWINKIE CHUNKS. #troubleshooting #TGIF #pastrylife #pastrychefsofig #gastroart #theartofplating #truecooks #plateswagger #foodgasm #twinkies #dessert #dessertlife #nowhiring!!!!
A photo posted by @chefjacqueslamerde on Mar 6, 2015 at 2:51pm PST
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Eater]