Incorporate some aristocratic humor in your swearing with this glorious collection of classy insults originating from none other than Shakespeare.
‘A Grand Taxonomy of Shakespearean Insults’ is a meticulously detailed chart that helpfully breaks down 100 of the bard’s swear words into various categories like personal traits, creatures, body parts, and occupations.
Lines like “I was searching for a fool when I found you”, “Thy words are blunt and so art thou”, and “Sanctimonious pirate” are just a few of the witty dry barbs proffered by the chart.
With such deliciously wicked insults, you’ll never be lost for words the next time you cross paths with your enemies.
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[via Alltop and Visual.ly, images via Charley Chartwell]