The embarrassing booty call that actually gets shit done (shit = orgasms); doesn’t appear to feel ashamed of days-of-the-week undergarments.
BuzzFeed contributor Beca Grimma has shared a funny post that likens a person’s favorite font to his or her sex life.
According to the page, a person who loves Helvetica has “thoughtfully curated a collection of stunning lingerie; still working on graceful transitions between positions”, while someone who loves Comic Sans is “the embarrassing booty call that actually gets shit done (shit = orgasms); doesn’t appear to feel ashamed of days-of-the-week undergarments”.
To find out more, head over to the page here.
Dead fish
A wild, unpredictable ride; often the culprit for leaving skidmarks in others’ beds.
Disjointed and borderline excessive in changing positions.
Wears socks the entire time, every time.
[via Buzzfeed]