4 January 2013

How To Wrap Your House In Bacon

If you love your home, put some bacon on it.



A silly infographic posted by staff writer of Movoto Real Estate Kristin Cosier teaches readers how to wrap their homes in bacon step-by-step.



Step 1: Choose your bacon type—pig, turkey, or fakon?



Step 2: Buy your bacon (1,144 pigs).



Step 3: Cook your bacon (about 182,888 strips for a typical 2,500-square foot house).



Step 4: Cook enough to snack on.



Step 5: Cool your bacon.



Step 6: Staple bacon to your house.



Step 7: Defend your bacon.



Step 8: Epoxy your bacon (to preserve it, while making it shiny).



Step 9: Profit (as your bacon-wrapped house would be the most famous house).



It’s no wonder why we might be facing a world bacon and pork shortage soon.



Click to view entire infographic



Click to view entire infographic





[via Movoto.com]