“Oh my… sweat and body wash and Christian. It’s a heady cocktail – so much better than a margarita, and now I can speak from experience.”
As of late, the internet has been abuzz with videos and illustrations that poke fun at the highly anticipated movie Fifty Shades of Grey.
Joining in the party is digital agency Beutler Ink, who has taken some of the most atrocious quotes from the book and illustrated them for your viewing pleasure.
With groan-worthy quotes like, “I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto,” they’ll definitely induce some laughs this coming weekend.
Check them out below:
“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto.”
“My inner goddess jumps up and down with cheerleading pom-poms shouting yes at me.”
“I’m all deer/headlights, moth/flame, bird/snake … and he knows exactly what he’s doing to me.”
“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”
“I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
[via Beutler Ink]