Reeling after a break-up? Left shattered after your ex cruelly stomped on your heart? The San Francisco Zoo’s special anti-Valentine’s Day package might interest you.
Show your contempt for your former lover by adopting a Madagascar hissing cockroach or a giant hairy scorpion in their honor.
“Nothing says ‘I’ve moved on’ like adopting a giant cuddly cockroach in the name of your favorite ex,” states the package description.
For US$25, you get a certificate of adoption, and a box of fake cockroaches or scorpion plush toy.
Find out more about the package here.
[via CBS News, images via San Francisco Zoo]