Thanksgiving was yesterday! Dear Miss Mermaid revealed a recipe for those who need some comedy during the festive season.
The ‘Sexy Bikini Turkey’ is a turkey that wears a bikini to tan, and is sure to make your family and friends laugh.
What you need is: a whole turkey, paprika, sage, tin foil, and scissors.
What you need to do is to: cut a bikini bottom and top out of tin foil; tie the turkey’s wings over its neck to make it look like it’s ‘relaxing’; sprinkle the turkey with sage (for flavor) and paprika (for the golden tan); bake the turkey; and halfway through its cooking time, remove the bikini from the turkey and continue cooking.
This could be something to try next Thanksgiving!
[via Dear Miss Mermaid]