‘Fifty Shades of Gran’ is a new Twitter account that will either make you burst into laughter or wince in disgust.
Described as “erotica for the over 80s”, it takes the saucy and explicit scenarios from the popular erotic novel, and reimagines them happening to a feisty grandmother.
Check out some ‘R-rated’ tweets below, or follow @50ShadesGran for more.
'Rip my clothes off, tie me up and spank me till Tuesday!' she screamed. Which is just one reason why she's banned from the post office.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 24, 2015
'Hurt me!' she cried, bending over the dining table. 'Alright,' I said, 'You've got varicose veins and your homemade jam is too sweet.'
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 23, 2015
She always kept a line of men waiting, frustrated and desperate. Why did she have to pay with the exact change every time she went to Tesco?
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 23, 2015
Her whole body tensed. She groaned and writhed for ages before finally sighing loudly. It was always the same when she got up off the sofa.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 23, 2015
She slowly licked her lips, slowly undid the buttons of her blouse and slowly lay back on the bed. She did everything slowly, she was 86.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 22, 2015
[via Buzzfeed, images via @50ShadesGran]