For some reason, the first few words of a new language that you pick up informally are likely to be swear words—funny guidebook How To Swear Around The World would have you swearing proficiently in dozens of languages in no time.
To help you become an impressive curser, this tiny paperback is packed with “useful” words and phrases that would burn your mother’s ears—if she actually knows what they mean.
“This essential phrasebook collects the most colorful, explicit, and outrageous ways to tell people off in every part of the world.
Featuring dozens of different languages, the sayings range from everyday swears to family curses to expressions for X-rated relations with animals.”
Each foreign swear word or phrase comes with phonetic pronunciation to make sure that readers would be able to curse like a native—the illustrations are also helpful for pulling off these nasty exclamations with panache.
To become a seasoned, foul-mouthed curser, pick up your copy of How To Swear Around The World on Amazon for US$10.
[via Buyolympia]