16 January 2014

If NFL Logos Were Hipsters…

New England Patriots



Boston? Feh. I’m from Foxboro. You’ve probably never been there, it’s way out of the way in the middle of the woods. Only the right people get invited.





Oregon-based artist David Rappoccio, who previously gave NFL logos a British makeover, is back with another redesign—this time he reimagines the NFL logos as hipsters.



Borrowing elements from the ‘hipster culture’, he gave the logos fedoras, black-rimmed glasses, Apple products, and a sense of irony.



“Time to take the excellent logos that designers slaved over and tear them a new one,” wrote Rappoccio on his website. “Time to take those sweet perfect icons of million dollar teams and contort them for the sake of a bad joke.”



“Time to destroy what we love. It’s time to redesign the logos once again.”



Check out some of his hipster logos below, or head over here for more.





New York Jets



Yeah, I know you like that other New York Team. The Big Blue whatevers, but we’re totally the cool ones, ya know. We were kissing reporters before it was cool.





Miami Dolphins



Land is too mainstream





Tennessee Titans



I only drink this during parties man, you have any idea how good this beer is? Of course you don’t. Go watch Blue Velvet and tell me this isn’t the best beer ever





Houston Texans



So what if I don’t wear actual vintage shoes? What of it? Real vintage falls apart and I want to be comfortable while I disappoint my parents.





Jacksonville Jaguars



Nobody roots for us, and that’s just the way I like it. No crowds, only raw football. Plus, I totally know Chad Henne, he can hook us up, know what I’m saying





Pittsburgh Steelers



I drive a Subaru. What of it. it holds my vintage coffee mug collection.





Baltimore Ravens



I came to Baltimore for some real grit, also because my girlfriend dumped me and I was homeless. She kept asking for me back but I said no way, time to set out on my own and find B-More’s sweet underground hip hop scene. I don’t like hip hop, but that doesn’t matter.





Oakland Raiders



I lived in San Francisco for a while, but I got tired of paying $3,700 a month for 2 square feet in the Mission. Oakland is way more laid back, you just gotta get past the death and all





New York Giants



Of course it’s Helvetica, what do I look like, some plebe? Alright fine, it’s Arial. I’m a poser. Let me go commit suicide by placing my head inside a subwoofer during a bass drop.





Dallas Cowboys



What do you mean you have an android phone? We can’t be friends.





Washington Redskins



I’m really offended by the Redskins name, but I’m more angry about the name FedEx field. Why did you sell out DC like that? How could you?





New Orleans Saints



Do you own an MP3? We can’t be friends. Don’t you know real music is on Vinyl? Your taste sickens me.





Arizona Cardinals



No one lives here but old people and illegal aliens. I can get vintage clothing and cheap knockoffs all in the same city block!





San Francisco 49ers



I only watch Organic football. Yeah, it’s more expensive, but it’s so much better for you. I can’t put that junk football in my body, do you even know what you’re doing to yourself with that? Gross





Seattle Seahawks



I spend so much time in my local coffee shop they asked me to pay rent





Carolina Panthers



No I don’t need these 3d glasses. Who cares if it hurts my eyes, have you ever smoked weed with these things on





[via Uproxx]